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  1. AWFUL MODS: A list of things your ears shouldn't do when being stretched:

    hayflick:

    They should not do any of the following, because if they do, you’re doing it wrong.

    • Ooze
    • Swell
    • Pus
    • Lymph
    • Bleed
    • Tear
    • Hurt in any way, shape or form
    • Go bright red
    • Or, even worse, purple.
    • But if they’re yellow, they’re far too thin and you’re probably screwed.
    • If they…

    I’m glad they taught me how bad acrylic is for any piercing. I only have one pair of acrylic plugs and I rarely wear them B: